Lunch is served

Kinda scary!

Thank You

It’s a bit like this when you’re buying cards nowadays eh?

Death Joke

A man says to his wife, “Honey, I’ve got a briefcase full of cash left in the attic cos when I die I hope to go up and I’m gonna grab it on the way.”

A fews years later the man died and his wife went up to the attic where the briefcase sat untouched, just as her husband had left it.  She said to her neighbours, “You know what?  I told him he should have put it in the basement.”

Death Clock

Go to www.deathclock.com to find out when researchers think you will die.

For me, it’s Saturday, 7th August 2083.

Gets you thinking….

Mistakes

“Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.”
-Al Franken

10 Rules for dating my daughter

Found this on a site written by five men church pastors.  It’ll brighten your day too – it’s hilarious! (via philbaker.net)

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Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open

where you’d rather be (photo #2)

Autumn Dusk by Konaboy [fullsize]

Sara and the Old Man

This photo cracks me up everytime I open it!!!  Sara and I were in Noosa, QLD, slowly browsing through high class portraits, paintings, vases and other artworks when we found this good-looking old man in the corner.  Don’t they look like identical twins seperated at birth??? 

Kids on Love

An oldie but a goodie…

“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toe nails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.”
Rebecca- age 8

“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.”
Billy – age 4

“Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.”
Chrissy – age 6

Quote of the day

Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.

–Helen Keller

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