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Archive for the ‘humour’ Category
quotable quote #3
February 18, 2008One of the must-get souveneirs from Indonesia is the sarong, an essential item to any Indonesian (man or woman) living in the villages.
At our Indonesia Missions dinner reunion Rob purposefully disengages himself from the team and vehemently rejects the idea of wearing a sarong, insisting that…
“a sarong is so wrong.”
There is no ‘i’ in team, Rob.
quotable quote #2
February 17, 2008[A while after I had written down my contact details for Ivan at Hog's Breath]
Ivan: “Hey sorry I never emailed you!”
Me: “You were supposed to Facebook me! What happened?”
Ivan: “I blew my nose on the napkin you wrote it on.”
Smooth. Real smooth. Hahaha!!!
quotable quote #1
February 17, 2008Ahh yes. We have all experienced the stinging sensation of being bitten by a march fly as the nasty sucker tries to draw blood from our precious life supply, haven’t we?
Steve: “Ow! What was that? I think I just got bitten by something.”
Me: “It was a march fly.”
Steve: “Isn’t it February?”
A heartfelt post
December 3, 2007
Death Joke
November 21, 2007A man says to his wife, “Honey, I’ve got a briefcase full of cash left in the attic cos when I die I hope to go up and I’m gonna grab it on the way.”
A fews years later the man died and his wife went up to the attic where the briefcase sat untouched, just as her husband had left it. She said to her neighbours, “You know what? I told him he should have put it in the basement.”
Mistakes
November 20, 2007“Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.”
-Al Franken
