One of the must-get souveneirs from Indonesia is the sarong, an essential item to any Indonesian (man or woman) living in the villages.
At our Indonesia Missions dinner reunion Rob purposefully disengages himself from the team and vehemently rejects the idea of wearing a sarong, insisting that…
“a sarong is so wrong.”
There is no ‘i’ in team, Rob.
[A while after I had written down my contact details for Ivan at Hog's Breath]
Ivan: “Hey sorry I never emailed you!”
Me: “You were supposed to Facebook me! What happened?”
Ivan: “I blew my nose on the napkin you wrote it on.”
Smooth. Real smooth. Hahaha!!!
Ahh yes. We have all experienced the stinging sensation of being bitten by a march fly as the nasty sucker tries to draw blood from our precious life supply, haven’t we?
Steve: “Ow! What was that? I think I just got bitten by something.”
Me: “It was a march fly.”
Steve: “Isn’t it February?”
This photo cracks me up everytime I open it!!! Sara and I were in Noosa, QLD, slowly browsing through high class portraits, paintings, vases and other artworks when we found this good-looking old man in the corner. Don’t they look like identical twins seperated at birth???
Judith: Hey, do you have any ideas for food in Jell’s Park for our team outing?
Lisa: How about if we get everyone to bring a dish? Or since it’ll be outdoors, what about a BBQ?
Judith: Yeah I thought about that but we don’t have enough guys to cook for us.
To: Students-451447@unimelb.edu.au
From: Gary Hunter, associate lecturer
Subject: Unacceptable street names (horse theme)
Everyone in residential subdivision design,
The following are NOT acceptable street names, as proposed to me by a
student who shall rename nameless:
- Giddyup Drive
- Horsey Street
- Gee Gee Close
- Equine Flu Court
- Vaccination Street
- Horse Dung Drive
Gary
Watching Carlton vs Melbourne last Sunday was a bleh bleh bleh boooore. Both were bottom-of-the-ladder teams hoping to lose so that the loser gets first pick in next year’s player selection.
My theory is that in a game like this, both teams should try to kick goals for each other. At least then they’d try a little harder.
One of my subjects this semester goes by the title of “From Plato to Einstein”, tracking the course of scientific thought. Something that stands out about the great influencers of Western thought is that Read the rest of this entry ?
